ohitsdanny:

To install iOS 8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps and photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.

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feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

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qtmaster:

dewdrops-on-roses:

Every season of Doctor Who has That One Episode We Never Discuss. 

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timid:

my heart melted
theparamores:

”’I was kind of dressed a little different and I enjoyed it, you know, I like being different. Not that I really like people to stare at me but I don’t know. I guess when I was a kid I didn’t really understand what it meant, because I thought everyone should be a different person. I guess it just makes me feel more determined because I know that for every person that writes us, whether it’s on Twitter or anywhere, and says they’re having a hard time fitting in or they get bullied, I just feel like that’s me, you know, and I know what that felt like.”

theparamores:

”’I was kind of dressed a little different and I enjoyed it, you know, I like being different. Not that I really like people to stare at me but I don’t know. I guess when I was a kid I didn’t really understand what it meant, because I thought everyone should be a different person. I guess it just makes me feel more determined because I know that for every person that writes us, whether it’s on Twitter or anywhere, and says they’re having a hard time fitting in or they get bullied, I just feel like that’s me, you know, and I know what that felt like.”

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officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it


officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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